separated at birth?
long-lost twins? sacha baron cohen and... david blaine. creeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...
(cue twilight zone music)
...going on six.
long-lost twins? sacha baron cohen and... david blaine. creeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...
(cue twilight zone music)
last night, i saw a mexican film. doesn't that make me sound smart? there were subtitles and everything!
those of you who know me - intimately - are aware of my undying, passionate love for and loyalty to the controversial food channel lioness, rachael ray. i have defended her against many a hater and, though i have never actually *tried* one of her 30-minute-meals (i prefer the complex and agonizing type of recipe that, more often than not, leads to me burning and/or maiming the food and/or myself in the process), i have indeed sat and drooled while watching her prepare gazillions of orgasmic looking feasts.
Am I trying to be Martha Stewart? I think I'm the exact opposite. She's made a wonderful living being fabulous at everything. I'm making mine being very mediocre at everything. But if you don't try to be all things to all people and you know you're good at only a couple things, you can feel really good about those things.
I speak in abbreviations. But if you had to stand there and talk to yourself for five years, you'd shorten some words, too.and... my personal favorite, the brilliant intro:
The Rachael Ray Sux Web site? What am I going to do? Call them up and scream, "You have to like me"? Start a response Web site called "you know what you suck. com"?
because, lord knows, i'm way too obnoxious to keep it at two.
i have a total soft spot for those old-school web-based flash games, the ones that made the internet fun right after al gore invented it so long ago. one of my favorites, then and again now (with a souped-up but still really basic version) is garfield's lasagna from heaven game. i just remembered that garfield was one of my bookmarks some ten years ago (along with sanrio and a few others) and that i loved this game then. turns out, it's still crazy fun.
last night, i resurrected the months-dead tradition of the dinner party at my apartment, and quite by accident. i decided a while ago that i wanted to have friends over for dinner - two people who have recently moved to the city, who i thought would enjoy each other's company. well, one thing led to another - her boyfriend was visiting, i (without thinking) invited another friend, whose invitation required that i invite another friend, and another, who asked to bring a date, and so on - and i ended up feeding eight hungry people. all was well, though, because i had, in standard fashion, over-bought on the food and had just enough to feed everyone.
You can't rush a good risotto, nor can you rush life. You just keep stirring. After a while, good things happen.ah, so true.